11.03.2006

Lotsa Little Tootsie Pops!

I got lotsa little tootsie pops! Yay me!

You: *coughweirdocough*

Me: Shut up.

You: Are you going to do this every time?

Me: Most likely...

You: You need a life...

Me: I know. But at least I'm not some random person who happened to stumble across this blog and can't get away...

You: Hey!

Me: I speak the truth...

You: :P

Me: XD

You: : o

Me: 0.o

You: Are we going to stop this any time soon?

Me: You just did. And now you die! XD

You: But I don't want to die.

Me: Well... There is always the option of you leaving.

You: Fine! I will.

Me: YES!

You: I'm still here!

Me: Dang it...

You: I heard that!

Me: You were supposed to.

You: Weirdo....

Me: I like Tootsie Pops!

You: ...

Me: *laughs evily*

You: *high pitched sing song voice* Weirdo....

Me: Is your vocabulary that limited or do you just not want to use big words for fear of sounding stupid?

You: Uh...

Me: No comment? Then I declare you guilty!

*bars run across your face and you stare blankly*

You: What the?

Me: Muahahahahaha!

You: Wow... You are crazy...

Me: Your starting to sound like that dude who is in my class...

You: Maybe I am!

Me: 0.o

You: Are we stoping this anytime soon?!

Me: Yeah... Right now.

You: Finally!

Me: I haven't stopped it yet!

You: So what?! I don't care! Now will you let me out of jail?

Me: No.

You: ...

Honestly... I would have thought you would have stopped reading this a long time ago... Wow...

10.18.2006

Behold My Blog!

Yah, this is mine. No, you can't have it. Yes, I do hate you. Yes, I am just kidding. Now will you please go away? No? Didn't think so... Please note the fact that the world is mine, you're just living in it. Yes, I am evil. No? That wasn't what you were thinking? What were you thinking then?

You: *whisper*

Me: WHAT?!

You: *repeats whisper*

Me: That's what I thought you said...

You: *thinking I'm a retard*

Me: Yeah, I know. Now go away or else.

You: Or else what?

Me: I don't know.

You: Hah! You're a coward!

Me: *pulls scary face*

You: Hah! Scary faces won't do anything to me!

Me: Oh really? Go look in a mirror.

You: Hey!

Me: It's true...

You: Fine. You win.

Me: Don't I always?

You: Yes.

Me: That's what I thought.

You: ...

Me: Have nothing to say?

You: No.

Me: 0.o